[CAM] squeez bacon

carlos at VIGIL1.com carlos at VIGIL1.com
Thu Apr 2 02:50:25 CDT 2009

---- Original Message ----
>Don't the Swedes make the coolest stuff? Coats of plate, The Vasa,
>Volvos, Battlefield Bad Company, pickled herring, and now Squeez
>Bacon? I love being a Swede.....
>> Squeez Bacon, where have you been all our lives?!?! 
>> http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/squeez-bacon.html?cpg=93H 

Yes, with this fine product, Murdoch McArthur, your final fantasy is
now a smoother reality ... the bacon milk shake.

(Sotto Voce: use with vanilla, chocolate, or orange ice cream. some
offers void in certain municipalities. not certified kosher. do not
use product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling. buzz words.
very few restrictions apply. not for those about to enter
high-velocity amusement park rides. or normans. definitely for use
with other offers. iron man would certainly take bruce lee in a
fight, those were just hobbits in costume. nutritional info not
available without a specific recipe. you rolls the dice and takes
your chances. author not responsible for the behavior of small
children after consumption of this letter. be sure to check out the
2009 border skirmish website, soon available to the public, because
we have a cool new site and battles may involve bacon. in some
individuals, product may cause unnecessary side-effects, including
but not limited to nausea, vomiting, sickly shades of green or
purple, loss of work or leisure days, but in most, is likely to cause
indescribable pleasure and overwhelming euphoria.)

We now return you to your regularly scheduled April.  Please enjoy!

-- T(Wa)HL Dahrien Cordell  =)

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